I Wonder (a list Poem)

I wonder why the bread from the supermarket is double wrapped but the meat only once.
I wonder what anyone would even have a barrel full of monkeys.
I wonder: how exactly do you worry a wart?
I wonder if my watch sometimes plays tricks on me by jumping forward when I'm not looking.
I wonder if people who mysteriously disappear end up in a place full of mismatched socks that disappeared from dryers.
I wonder what becomes of the great ideas that pop into your head in the middle of the night and can't be remembered when you getĀ up in the morning.
I wonder why we listen to demons who want us dead and ignore angels who want us to live.
I wonder why we buy things we don't need, then complain that we're broke.
I wonder why the earth doesn't move out from under me when I jump up into the air.
I wonder what pepperoni would do for a living if pizza hadn't been invented.
I wonder what kind of fertilizer you use at a fish farm.
I wonder if you can do crop sharing at a fish farm.
I wonder: If water can burn (very polluted water), then can fire get wet?
I wonder if the people who work on cruise ships go to an office building for vacation.
I wonder why I wonder at all instead of just going with the flow like a piece of driftwood.

List poems don't look like traditional poetry, but they are fun to do.

 

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