Ahoy ye scurvy knights and ladies fair
In yon castle tower without a care
The Pirates of Sebec have come to claim
All wenches and booty, we have no shame

Even a faux castle be good enough
For the likes of us to remove your stuff
But wait, be that a red dragon I spy
Hid in the moat, giving an evil eye?

Mayhaps your not defenseless as you seem
With a moat dragon fighting on your team
so faux pirates and faux castles, a match
We thought, now we remove the old eye patch

And turn our little pirate ship around
And quit the rum before we run aground!

My sister Rose took this picture of a lake house on Sebec lake in Maine designed to look like a castle.  I thought I would go along with the fantasy and become lake pirates.