A quantum mechanic fixed my car
because it wouldn't move
now it can go anywhere
very fast and smooth.

In fact sometimes it goes so fast
it arrives before it left
and now it's in two places!
So very antitheft.

When it's in two places
and you try to fill the tank
the way it goes in one and out the other
will send you to the bank!


I tied it up with quantum string
to try and make it stay
but that just made it move around
in a very different way.

Up and down and in and out
and around and a-square it went.
Where it's going to go to next,
I haven't got a hint.

I finally turned my back on it
so it wouldn't be observed
and let it just get waved away
as quantum cars deserve.